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Declassified by Director of Security 5-21-99 I bring stories of liberation, and also of captivity. Recently there was a certain member of the community who had a vast amount of transformers toys, and had no desire for them at all. This person attempted to hoard them for no apparent reason. After some delicate conversation they were soon in the bag. I even got a 100% complete PM Prime out of it which will be cherished and displayed with great pride, amongst others. Some of the spare toys acquired -Hot rod, cosmos, beachcomber, blaster, and cassettes, all in c8+ condition and complete- were then sold to a fellow lover of the line for a total of around $70 american. The guy who got them for that price was ecstatic at not having to pay gross dealer prices. This represents a great victory for the militia. A similar situation however is also occurring currently. A hoarder who doesn't care about the toys at all. I'll use a quote of what he said to sum up his childish, greedy mentality: "I don't even want the toys. I just want them because I have something you want". Murder has now become a viable option. I will still persist with other more rational means for an undetermined period of time however. I will report results as they arise. End report. Signing off. Sincerely: The Outback Cyclonus Manuel@pcpro.net.au
endnote: reinforcements are being flown in to assist the operative. A small team of retrieval agents, specially trained for a small-scale infiltration, will be engaged should the operative fail in his negotiations. TFM takes care of its own. |
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