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 "Beastwars Occupation got you down? Vehicon drones spoiling your happy Gen-1 coups? Then slide on down to Crazy Habib's World of Terrorism! Over 60 years in the business! That's right, Crazy Habib is here to Arm YOU! With his supply of specialized equipment and expertise, Crazy Habib can can supply YOU with guns and gas. But that's not all! Crazy Habib also has a slew of scientists and interrogators at your disposal! Need to get that young pup to stop posting? No Problem! Just bring him in to Crazy Habib, and faster than you can say, 'roll out', we'll have made him into a docile, thankful att'er of old fame. Same with any BeastWars of Beast Machines fan! Want Gen-1 to make a cameo in the cartoon? Or more? Just bring those writers to Crazy Habib, and he'll get them set straight! Faster than you can say, 'till all are one' we'll have scripts turned out having the originals come in and save the cgi day. But that's not all! Crazy Habib can also take on the evil dealers! With the same fine machinery and know-how displayed in the PLO, Crazy Habib can get to the heart of the dealer problem! Whether blowing up a collectible toy store, or assinating an evil dealer, Crazy Habib can help!
So slide on down to Crazy Habib's World of Terrorism! That's Crazy Habib's World of Terrorism! Visa/Mastercard accepted. Some
limitations apply. Void in all 50 states including Massachusets, see your retailer for details. Call us toll-free at 1-800-TFs-Rule, or visit us on the web at http://www.crazyhabib.com/blowupandbrainwash.att.wow." |
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"...we heard the announcement on ATT. So we thought we'd hire him. After all, with credentials like that under his belt (kessel run, att, plo) how could we not trust the guy?"
...random quote from a member of TFM |
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This is what happens when I take off for the weekend. I'm not gone ONE DAY, and TFM decided that Crazy Habib is the answer to all of our problems. Sigh. You'd think that a fellow could trust his underlings to keep things from exploding...literally...for a few days while I get some rest. But no. They're a dedicated bunch, but they are still naive. Still able to be taken in by a con-artist, if he pushed the right buttons. And it appears he has. Crazy Habib will radically change the way TFM does business...I don't know if that's good or bad. Perhaps you can help. He has some pretty impressive credentials: *Looks like Quark It's true! Crazy Habib and Quark look almost EXACTLY the same, as can be seen from the photo above of him doing his commericals. *Is Crazy Crazy Habib got his name by flying the infamous, "Unicron Run" in record time:
 *Has lots of shady contacts, and access to lots of guns Also true!Crazy Habib can ship arms into hostile territory undetected thru the use of innocent-looking pizza-delivery services:
 *Reeeeellly loves transformers The man is willing to join TFM! So he must LOVE transformers! What other reason could there be to join a militia? *Did we mention he's crazy?
So, the question is, do we keep him? Or should we give him the boot? If we keep him, things are going to get a whole LOT messier! More guns and explosions and crazy antics than ever before! Cast your vote now! |
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