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Last time on Tarmac the Travelling Transformer - Tarmac and Chode-Bot visited sunny California and snuck into BotCon where all sorts of mischief ensued. Now, back in Washington State, they venture to another Transformers fan gathering, CybCon... |
 "Crammed into a box, what a way to travel. I'm gonna have words with Phil when we finally get home." - Tarmac "I dunno, it could be worse. We could be at the bottom of the box with Shockblast." - Chode-Bot "Logic dictates you will remove your sword from my gearbox, Autobot." - Shockblast
"Stuff it, One-Eye!" - Tarmac |
 "Tally ho! I shall smite thee, Shockblast!" - Cliffjumper "Logic dictates only idiots with small ball-bearings speak in such a manner." - Shockblast "Quick! To the Mystery Machine! Wait... I'm the Mystery Machine! Hahahaha!" - Tow-Line "*sigh* Why must great 'bots always be surrounded by lesser beings?" - Tarmac "I ask myself the same question." - Chode-Bot
"..." - Tarmac |
 "Well, CybCon was fun, even if all we did was stand around while people stared at us." - Tarmac "So, where to next?" - Chode-Bot
"Leavenworth, home of European cuisine and real beer!" - Tarmac |
 "C-Bot, stay here and watch our stuff. We can't take them where we're headed and I don't want to lose my power sword." - Tarmac
"You got it, sir!" - C-Bot |
 "All right, you bitches, while the Big T and my main 'bot are away, I'll be in charge. So, you just better check yourselves before you wreck yourselves." - C-Bot |
 *CHIK!* *CHA-CHINK!* *WHRRL!* "Sarcasm not appreciated." - Omega Supreme "Verily I think not, little robot." - Cliffjumper "Logic dictates that such a statement should be viewed as a challenge of authority. Prepare to meet whatever maker you claim to have." - Shockblast
"Gulp.." - C-Bot |
 "$3 a gallon? What? Is it laced with Electrum?" - Chode-Bot "I dunno. But, I'm glad we filled up before we left. Besides, I don't much trust a gas pump held together in spots with duct tape." - Tarmac
"Word." - Chode-Bot |
 "Where's the damn beer, you wannabe Euro-trash???" - Tarmac |
 "Yet another road trip. This time, we get carted around in a bag. Wonderful." - Tarmac "At least we have Bumblebee to keep us company." - Chode-Bot "Hey, Tarmac! My ass is stuck in a crevasse!" - Bumblebee
"Heh. That never gets old." - Tarmac |
 "Hmmm, so this is Salem, Oregon, eh?" - Tarmac "Let's see what we can find. Maybe there's some beer here." - Chode-Bot
"I like the way you think." - Tarmac |
 "Oh... my..." - Chode-Bot
"Now this is a television! Let's go find some beer and maybe some chips and turn on the game." - Tarmac |
 "Excuse me, would you happen to know where we could find some beer?" - Chode-Bot "Dude, that's a guinea pig. It's not gonna know..." - Tarmac "Third shelf up in the 'fridge by the front door." - Gus "You were saying?" - Chode-Bot
"Well, I have been wrong on one or two occasions." - Tarmac |
 "Well, there wasn't any beer in that 'fridge." - Chode-Bot "That's what you get for asking a guinea pig, ya idjit. Hey, cat, there any beer in this pad?" - Tarmac "Know of such things, I do not. The turtle over there you should ask." - Storm
"Thanks... I think." - Tarmac |
 "Hey, turtle, where's the beer in this place?" - Tarmac "I keep telling you kids, I ain't never made it without biting! Leave me the hell alone!" - Timothy "Dude! I see another 'fridge! That's probably the one Gus mentioned!" - Chode-Bot
"All right, let's go." - Tarmac |
 "Oh... slag..." - Chode-Bot "You the guys lookin' fer beer?" - Krazy Khaos "Uh... Yeah." - Tarmac "Cool! The people here won't let me have any and I don't have opposable thumbs, so go ahead, but you have to share." - Krazy Khaos
"Fine with me." - Tarmac |
 They soon return to Washington State... "I knew we shouldn't trust the car we ride in. Look at the gas tank!" - Tarmac
"Well, I'll be." - Chode-Bot |
 "Where are we going now?" - Chode-Bot
"Seattle, I think. Some place called Uwajimiya, whatever that is." - Tarmac |
 "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot "No." - Tarmac "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot "No." - Tarmac "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot "No." - Tarmac "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot
"No." - Tarmac |
 "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot "No." - Tarmac "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot "No." - Tarmac "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot "No." - Tarmac "Are we there yet?" - Chode-Bot
"No." - Tarmac |
 "Well, this looks nice. C'mon, let's go inside." - Tarmac |
 "Eat our innards and gain mystical powers." - Bird Jars "I don't wanna. Tarmac, I'm scared." - Chode-Bot "You big wuss, what's the worse they can do?" - Tarmac "Eat our innards or we eat you." - Bird Jars
"Uh, time to go. See ya! Let's get outta here, Chode." - Tarmac |
 "This 'Hello Kitty' clock is adorable." - Chode-Bot "Yeah." - Tarmac "What?" - Chode-Bot
"Nothing, let's just move along, shall we?" - Tarmac |
 "Look what we brought back from Uwajimiya, C-Bot." - Chode-Bot "Looks tasty, sir. What is it?" - C-Bot "Why, it's Cock brand frozen young coconut juice." - Chode-Bot "Ain't nuthin' tastier than young, frozen Cock." - Tarmac "BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" - Chode-Bot & C-Bot
"I don't get paid enough for this crap." - Tarmac |
 "Pike's Market." - Chode-Bot "You'll never find more retched hive of scum and villainy." - Tarmac "We must be cautious." - Chode-Bot "You'll be dead!" - Tarmac "This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something." - Chode-Bot
"More Cock juice!" - Tarmac |
 "Whew! Almost got stepped on a few times there." - Tarmac "Seems we were made to suffer..." - Chode-Bot "Enough with the 'Star Wars' quotes, dude." - Tarmac
"Sorry." - Chode-Bot |
 "Bitch took my quarter!" - Tarmac "The sign did say 'Out of Order,' Tarmac." - Chode-Bot
"DAMMIT!" - Tarmac |
 "What's it say?" - Chode-Bot
"Damned if I can tell, my eyes are plastic." - Tarmac |
 "Mmmmmm, gold bikini..." - Chode-Bot "She's two-dimensional, dude." - Tarmac "So?" - Chode-Bot "Good point." - Tarmac
"Mmmmmm, gold bikini..." - Tarmac & Chode-Bot |
 "What're 'Bondage Fairies?'" - Chode-Bot
"I'll tell you when you're older." - Tarmac |
 "They want how much for 'Transformers' #1 by Dreamwave???" - Tarmac "Damn! That's some expensive toilet paper." - Chode-Bot
"You ain't just whistlin' 'Dixie.'" - Tarmac |
 "I'll take the Wonder Woman with the armor, you can have this one." - Tarmac
"Good, 'cause I'll take anything at this point." - Chode-Bot |
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 "The stuff here sure is pricey. $10 or so a figure seems awful high for this stuff." - Chode-Bot
"Humans will pay anything for this crap, dude. It's just their nature." - Tarmac |
 "Finally! Now we're getting somewhere." - Chode-Bot
"There just better be some free samples in there is all I'm sayin'." - Tarmac |
 "What now?" - Chode-Bot "You grab the saw. I'll take the hatchet. While you're sawing the boat over there, I'll grab the gold." - Tarmac The plan didn't work, unfortunately. Neither could lift either tool.
"DAMMIT!" - Tarmac |
 "I just don't get all these road trips. Why are we out here?" - Chode-Bot
"The humans mentioned something about an anniversary. All I know is we're far from what I'd call 'civilization.'" - Tarmac |
 "Think we'll see any bears?" - Chode-Bot
"If we do, I hope they can sniff us out some beer." - Tarmac |
 "Well, guys, we've been here long enough and probably overstayed our welcome." - Tarmac "We should probably let the 'High Council' know we're leaving." - Chode-Bot "I guess so. I was hopin' we could avoid seeing those freaks again." - Tarmac "Uh, Tarmac. They're just around the corner." - Chode-Bot
"Slag." - Tarmac |
 "Greetings again, Tarmac. I trust you're enjoying your stay with us." - Cheetor "What the? What happened here?" - Tarmac "Meep!" - Izz "There was some structural reorganization during your last trip." - Apelinq "I see. Well, we were gonna head on our way. We've lots of other stops to make and we're a little bit behind schedule." - Tarmac "Very well. I hope you enjoyed your time here. Please feel free to return. You're always welcome." - Cheetor
"Thanks." - Tarmac |
 "Meep!" - Izz "You said a mouthful there. Farewell, Travelling Transformer!" - Cheetor
"Bye!" - Pit Droid |
 "Sorry 'bout the way I treated you guys before. I was havin' a bad day." - Raiden "Eh, forget about it." - Tarmac "Sssssso long, Transssssssformer." - Cobra Commander "Come back soon." - Mercury "We will, baby." - Chode-Bot "Please, I was talking to the little one next to you." - Mercury "Score one for the C-Bot!" - C-Bot
"Awww." - Chode-Bot |
 "I've concocted this beer-enhanced Energon for your journey. Use it sparingly as it's potent stuff." - Apelinq "Thanks, big guy." - Tarmac "Before you go, can you make me some toast?" - Maxx "Umm..." - Tarmac "Ignore him, Tarmac. Maxx is always trying to get people to make him toast." - Duke "And Pez!" - Maxx "Yes, Maxx, we know you like Pez too." - Sizzle
"Heh, see ya!" - Tarmac |
 "Tiki Tiki, have a good trip, Tarmac." - Statue "Thanks. Keep on doing... whatever it is you do." - Tarmac "Tiki Tiki." - Statue
"Uh, yeah. See ya." - Tarmac |
 "Hey Tarmac, i don't think these things were here when we arrived. Look at 'em all. They're so small." - Chode-Bot "Do not touch me, freak." - Emperor "Don't worry about him. As long as you're behind him, he cant' zap ya." - Rebel Soldier
"Quiet, you!" - Emperor |
 "C is for Chewbacca." - C-Bot "Rrawr grrar grr grrar rraawrr grr!" - Chewbacca
"What fun!" - C-Bot |
 "I've never seen so many walking beer kegs in my life." - Tarmac |
 "Bye, Jazzes! See you around!" - Tarmac "See ya, dude!" - Meister "See ya, dude!" - Gold Meister "See ya, dude!" - Meister Test Shot "See ya, dude!" - Jazz Action Master "See ya, dude!" - Jazz Spychanger "See ya, dude!" - Jazz Stamper "See ya, dude!" - Jazz Legends "See ya, dude!" - Meister Reissue "See ya, dude!" - G2 Jazz
"See ya, dude!" - Linkin Park Jazz |
 "Why is it al the babes come out as we're leaving?" - Chode-Bot "We were repulsed by your stench." - Aayla Secura "BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!" - Tarmac "You don't smell much better." - Leia
"At least I'm not the one hanging out on a shelf with a lizard-man and a dead clone on the floor back there." - Tarmac |
 "You sure there isn't anything I can do to convince you to stay?" - Tifa "Well..." - Tarmac "Touch her and you will regret it!" - Predator "Oookay. Guess not." - Tarmac "Snowboarding looks fun." - Chode-Bot "Mama!" - C-Bot
"Don't even thin about it." - Elise |
 "Now, you sure you wanna come with us?" - Chode-Bot "Yeah! Where ever Chode-Bot goes, C-Bot goes!" - C-Bot
"All righty then, let's get packing." - Tarmac |
 "Here we go again." - Chode-Bot "Say, this beer-infused Energon isn't half bad." - Tarmac "Yeah? Let me have some." - Chode-Bot "Here ya go... Hey! Don't drink it all at once, ya idjit!" - Tarmac
"BRRRRRRRPPPP!" - Chode-Bot |
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