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When we last left Tarmac and Chode-Bot, they discovered something under the large bed in the High Council's chambers. As they were about to investigate, Raiden arrived on the scene and told them to back away or there would be consequences... |
 **CRASH!!!** "What the hell?" - Tarmac
"Whoa!" - Chode-Bot |
 "Greetings, fellow dudes! Looks like the big boy got some well-deserved training. HA!" - Tony Grind |
 "Was that your board?" - Tarmac "Shyah, dude. Name's Tony Grind. I'm with the Xevoz unit in the next room." - Tony Grind "Thanks." - Tarmac "No prob, dude. Never liked those High Council dudes. Only reason they're in charge is because they fit in the chairs." - Tony Grind
"Seriously? HAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Tarmac |
 "Well then, let's see what this thing is then." - Tarmac "I'll give ya a hand, dude." - Tony Grind "This thing is big and heavy." - Chode-Bot
"Maybe a little of both." - Tarmac |
 "This looks like some sort of storage unit." - Chode-Bot "Ewww! Looks like some bodies are in there." - Tony Grind "We should get this thing open, then." - Tarmac
"No thanks, my bre's. I'll let you take over from here." - Tony Grind |
 "To me, my board! Away!" - Tony Grind "Bye!" - Chode-Bot "See you dudes around!" - Tony Grind
"All right then, let's pop this can!" - Tarmac |
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 "Damn, look at this mess." - Chode-Bot "Bet we could find some spare parts in there, maybe some new weapons or something." - Tarmac "They aren't dead. They're merely being stored." - Superpants
"Why's that?" - Chode-Bot |
 "I think I can answer that." - Optimus Prime "Optimus Prime!" - Chode-Bot
"Very perceptive." - Optimus Prime |
 "Display space is very limited here, as you have no doubt noticed." - Optimus Prime "The shelves here are much smaller than some of the other places we've been." - Tarmac
"They are for the most part. So, there's a rotation schedule in effect. Right now, it's simply not our turn to be out." - Optimus Prime |
 "Hey, Big-T! Look at all these Mini-Cons! Maybe we can Powerlinx to them or something!" - Chode-Bot |
 "Get your filthy hands offa our Mini-Cons, ya thievin' knock-off!" - Nemesis Prime
"Crap, not again." - Chode-Bot |
 **JUDO-KICK!!** "Back off, N.P.!" - Optimus Prime "My hero!" - Chode-Bot
"Shut up, Chode." - Tarmac |
 "Well, if I can't Powerlinx with a Mini-Con, I'll Powerlinx to Superpants." - Chode-Bot
"Please get of me." - Superpants |
 "You heard the 'bot, get off him. NOW!" - Raiden
"Here we go again." - Tarmac |
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 "Hey, calm down, Raiden. They didn't know any better." - Optimus Prime "That's hardly an excuse." - Raiden **CHI-CHAH-CHAH-CHOH-CHOH**
"I've transformed. Just have them push Container back into position." - Optimus Prime |
 "You, Superpants, close the lid!" - Raiden
"At last! A task not requiring footwork!" - Superpants |
 "Now, all of you push it back when you got it." - Raiden "Uhn, you could help, ya know!" - Tarmac
"Quiet you!" - Raiden |
 "I'm very disappointed in you two. That's a restricted area." - Mach Alert "Well, if Sizzle hadn't knocked Chode down there, this whole thing would have been avoided." - Tarmac "Yeah!" - Chode-Bot "Shut up, Chode!" - Tarmac "Be that as it may, we ''request'' you leave this area for the time being." - Cheetor "Wind Sheer wants sex! Bring me hot chicks and you can come back!" - Wind Sheer
"*sigh*" - Cheetor & Mach Alert |
 "C'Mon, Chode. We're outta here." - Tarmac
"And we didn't even get to see the rest of this room yet. Bummer." - Chode-Bot |
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 "I think this is the room Tony said he came from." - Tarmac
"It'll be good to see a friendly face. This trip hasn't gone too... GAH!" - Chode-Bot |
 "Relax, it's only a cat." - Tarmac "Yeah, but, look at the size of that thing!" - Chode-Bot
"You big baby, go on and pet him. He looks harmless enough." - Tarmac |
 "Nice kitty-kitty." - Chode-Bot **PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR** "Aww, he's purring." - Chode-Bot
"See? Next time, don't be such a wuss." - Tarmac |
 "Look at this, the Transformers movie poster. Didn't you say you were in that?" - Chode-Bot
"Yeah, I had scenes with Red Alert, Snarl, and Omega Supreme. All got cut, the bastards." - Tarmac |
 "Well, look what we have up there." - Tarmac "That's a lot of nuts!" - Chode-Bot
"Shut up, Chode." - Tarmac |
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 "Up you go." - Tarmac "I'll hoist you up." - Chode-Bot
"Yeah you will. That's why you went first, so I don't have to climb." - Tarmac |
 "You're new 'round these parts. What's your name? I'm R2-A6." - R2-A6 "Tarmac, and the guy dancing on your friend's head there is Chode-Bot, my sidekick." - Tarmac "You guys staying long?" - R2-A6 "Just stopping over, why?" - Tarmac "Well, this is what we like to call the staging room. Where some of us come to get boxed up and mailed away, never to return." - R2-A6
"Huh." - Tarmac |
 "Hey Tarmac! Check this out! It's a custom painted Waspinator!" - Chode-Bot "Wait up!" - Tarmac "This is so cool! Say something funny, Waspy." - Chode-Bot "Wazzzzpinator not here for your amuzzzzement." - Waspinator
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Chode-Bot |
 "Luke Skywalker! Holy cow, now this trip is getting better. Can I get your autograph?" - Chode-Bot "Ben... be... hind..." - Luke "I'm not Ben. My name is Chode-Bot. Are you all right?" - Chode-Bot "Blood... pooling... in head... be... hind..." - Luke
"Behind?" - Chode-Bot |
 "Chode-Bot! Help me!" - Tarmac
"WAMPA SMASH!!!" - Wampa |
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