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Last time on Tarmac the Travelling Transformer - Tarmac learned of the rotation schedule and Chode-Bot learned that not all cats are bad. However, as they were making new friends, Tarmac ran into the Wampa... |
 "Getimoffame! Getimoffame! Getimoffame!" - Tarmac
"WAMPA SMASH!!!" - Wampa |
 "Don't worry, I'll get 'im!" - Blast Shock **ZzzZzZZzZZZzAAaAaPpPpp!!!**
"WAMPAAAAAAAAA!" - Wampa |
 "Serves you right!" - Tarmac |
 "You'll have to forgive Wampa. He doesn't take to strangers very well." - Blast Shock "No, really?" - Tarmac "Anyway, he'll be out for a while, so you should be all right now." - Blast Shock
"Thanks. I'll try to keep my optics on hi-res for any more hairy freaks." - Tarmacs |
 "Hey, Chode-Bot. I got something for ya." - Tarmac "Ewww! Get it offame!" - Chode-Bot "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" - Tarmac
"C'Mon, man, this thing stinks!" - Chode-Bot |
 **KNOCK!!!** "HEY!" - Chode-Bot "Well, well, what DO we have here?" - Tarmac
"Well, hello there, tall, semi-dark, and robotic." - Teela |
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 "We don't usually get such good looking robots around these parts. What's your name, baby?" - Teela "Name's Tarmac. It's... a pleasure to meet you..." - Tarmac
"Teela, but you can call me all yours." - Teela |
 "Thank goodness Energon Prime's trailer was there to catch me. Why's you knock me out of the way like that?" - Chode-Bot
"Shut up, Chode. I'm busy." - Tarmac |
 "You're so strong and forceful. I like that in a 'bot. Mmmmm." - Teela "Ooooh yeah." - Tarmac **SMACK!!**
"Hey! Watch the ladder there, Big-T!" - Chode-Bot |
 "Mmmmm." - Teela
"Mmmmm." - Tarmac |
 "I'll take this." - Vice Grip "No! Let me love him!" - Teela
"Mmmmm... huh?" - Tarmac |
 "Just what do you think you're doing?" - Tarmac "Saving your life, naturally. Roboto, take her." - Vice Grip
"brz - Yes sir - frz" - Roboto |
 "Let me go! I must have him! I am only for him!" - Teela
"trz - Heard it all before - hrz" - Roboto |
 "You see, Teela here somehow managed to pick up the ability to siphon Energon from Transformers and other robots from other dimensions. We're not sure how or why, but we have to keep her under guard and away from robots." - Vice Grip "And how is that bad?" - Tarmac "Given enough time, should would have drained you dry." - Vice Grip "Oh, but what about her guards there? Aren't they affected?" - Tarmac
"No. They're from the same dimension Teela comes from, so that makes them immune *cough*plotconvenience*cough* Anyway, why don't I show you around a little?" - Vice Grip |
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 "These guys here are Xevoz. You've already met some of them. They're fun guys for the most part." - Vice Grip
"Hiya." - Tarmac |
 "Here we have Star Convoy and Hot Rodimus." - Vice Grip "Free us and we will share with you all our excellent pornography." - Star Convoy "Damn right it is, bitch!" - Hot Rodimus "Sweet! Here I come!" - Tarmac "Sorry, they don't have any porn. They just want out so they can drain the batteries around here by driving around all day long.." - Vice Grip
"Bummer." - Tarmac |
 "Wee! Lookit me! I'm a Nascar driver! Vrrooom-vroom!" - Chode-Bot |
 "Over here are some Star Wars folk. Don't get mixed up with these guys though, most are bounty hunters that have no bounties to hunt. So, they'll make up a reason to blast you." - Vice Grip "You smell bad, knock-off." - Durge "You gonna take that form him, Big-T?" - Chode-Bot "Don't let him goad you into a fight. He's just bored." - Vice Grip "Eh, he's EU Star Wars, not even a real character. I don't have time for him." - Tarmac
*Durge cries* |
 "Up here, we have some guys you should recognize." - Vice Grip
"Hey guys! What's goin' on?" - Tarmac |
 "Say, there are a lot of you here. Now this is more what I'm used to seeing." - Tarmac |
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 "Just so you know, we'll be heading off to BotCon next week and so I think you should meet our travelling buddy, Gumatron." - Vice Grip "Gentlemen, behold! The world shall belong to me once I harness it's gum ball secrets." - Gumatron "Is this where they come out from?" - Chode-Bot "Chode! Get outta there!" - Tarmac "Eh, don't worry about it. He's been empty for a long time now. Don't say anything, but he won't be coming back with us." - Vice Grip
"Who is this Himawari you keep referring to?" - Gumatron |
 "Hey, you took off before I had a chance to give this to you." - Inferno "Is that what I think it is?" - Chode-Bot
"Oh my..." - Tarmac |
 "Open wide." - Inferno "This is so cool!" - Chode-Bot
"Out with the old..." - Inferno |
 "...and in wit the new!" - Inferno |
 "Wow. I don't know what to say." - Tarmac "Lookin' good, Big-T!" - Chode-Bot "Very impressive." - Vice Grip
"Seriously, who's this Himawari person?" - Gumatron |
 "I haaaaaaave the powerrrrrr!!!" - Tarmac |
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 "This is great. I have a sword, a real windshield, and I'm going to BotCon." - Tarmac "Life don't get much better than this, ay?" - Chode-Bot
"That was nice of Inferno to give you his extra windshield. Those Autobots can be pretty cool." - Vice Grip |
 "Mommy!" - C-Bot "Huh?" - Chode-Bot "What the hell are you?" - Tarmac "I'm C-Bot and I've been waiting for my Mommy for ever so long now and now you're here!" - C-Bot "You think Chode here is your Mommy?" - Tarmac
"Of course! Here, I'll show you." - C-Bot |
 **CHI-CHAH-CHAH-CHOH-CHOH** "See! C is for Chode-Bot!" - C-Bot "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Tarmac "That's good enough for me." - Chode-Bot
"What???" - Tarmac |
 "I didn't see that coming. Looks like we'll have another rider on the trip to BotCon." - Vice Grip "He's so cute!" - Chode-Bot "Yeah, real cute. He looks just like you." - Tarmac
"You really think so? Thanks!" - C-Bot |
 "C'Mon guys, really, who or what is a Himawari?" - Gumatron
"SHUT UP!!!" - Tarmac, Chode-Bot, C-Bot, Vice Grip |
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