No Leader can command without troops. So these are for Toastamus Prime.
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Though truthfully, only one is actually a 'troop' of Toastamus. We'll start with the big guy, Toastamus Prime's arch-enemy Toastatron. Not wanting Optimus to gain the upper hand, Megatron also underwent the toastimal upgrade. Now sporting the ability to turn into a toaster oven of epic proportions, Toastatron, wielding his butter-fusion cannon of doom, battles Toastamus Prime for supremecy of the kitchen countertop. |
Toastatron has help with Blendtron, a fuzor made in china. With the ability to blend, chop, puree, or mince his opponents, Blendtron is nobody's fool. |
Utilising the jelly of combination, Toastatron and Blendtron can combine into a being of supreme power, called Dark Toast Convoy. Beware his burnt crossiant attack! |
But don't fear, gentle readers! Toastamus is not alone. For he has Rollout, an appliancebot willing and able to open a can of whoopass on the enemy. |
Rollout transforms into an mbp, a mobile battle platform. From there, he can make loud grinding noises, shoot serrated can-tops at fingers, and generally make mincemeat of his enemies' nerves (I know more than one person who sticks to handheld openers because of this fellow). |
And of course, he combines to become the battle trailer of Toastamus Prime, lending his abilities to the leader to create a formidable combination. |
Notes: A person has to wonder if I'm smoking something to come up with this stuff. Rest assured, I'm clean and sober. Which makes it all the more disturbing, I suspect...
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