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Allegiance: Dairycon
Name: CrackUp
Function: Diversionary Tactician

Quote: "So a guy walks into a bar..."

The most manipulative transformer this side of alpha-centauri. Easy-going nature hides the street hustler inside. Could sell refrigerators to eskimoes, if given the chance. Self-deprecating jokes distract his victims, giving him the chance to plant the seeds for his future manipulations.

His mouth is his greatest asset. Thinks very fast on his feet. Can twist words and situations to his advantage. Carries a small laser-pistol, which he uses to shoot his victims in the back.

Not very strong or agile as a robot. A sufficiently intelligent being can see thru his machinations, rendering him useless in social situations. Garish color scheme makes it difficult for him to blend in or disappear.

Notes: Prototype. Final version below.

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