Autobot: Help! An Evil Vehicon is stealing my spark, and I don't have change for the phone!

BA: You don't need change to call for help!

Autobot: BA!

BA: Just dial 1 - 800 - Maximal. The call is free, and you'll save your friends at least a buck or two!

Autobot: That's just good sense!

BA: That's what I'm here for! (flies off)

Autobot: Wait! BA! Um, BA?

Evil Vehicon: Bwahahaha! (riiiip!)

Autobot: Aeiiiiii!