Autobot: Help! An Evil Vehicon is stealing my spark, and I don't have change for the phone! BA: You don't need change to call for help! Autobot: BA! BA: Just dial 1 - 800 - Maximal. The call is free, and you'll save your friends at least a buck or two! Autobot: That's just good sense! BA: That's what I'm here for! (flies off) Autobot: Wait! BA! Um, BA? Evil Vehicon: Bwahahaha! (riiiip!) Autobot: Aeiiiiii!