This is first in a series of toys I don't want to buy. I'm not sure who thought that this was a good idea, but clearly, they didn't count on a thoughtful fan strategically placing this.

I refuse to buy a Spiderman who shoots webs out of his... well, you know.

On the other hand, does this mean that Maryjane won't have to worry, nevermind.

Try Me, it says. Try me, indeed.

More of these soon!